| # | Track | Duration |
|---|
| 1. | Two Birds Stoned At Once | 03:52 |
| 2. | Is It Progression If a Cannibal Uses a Fork? | 03:26 |
| 3. | Lexington. (Joey Pea-Pot with a Monkey Face) | 05:22 |
| 4. | Bulls Make Money, Bears Make Money, Pigs Get Slaughtered | 03:29 |
| 5. | A Letter From Janelle | 03:16 |
| 6. | I Didn't Say I Was Powerful, I Said I Was a Wizard | 04:10 |
| 7. | ... And Then the Liver Screamed "HELP!" | 03:44 |
| 8. | We Swam From Albatross, The Day We Lost Kailey Cost | 05:32 |
| 9. | Life Is a Perception of Your Own Reality | 04:46 |
| 10. | If I Cut My Hair, Hawaii Will Sink | 02:23 |
| 11. | Smitten For the Mitten | 03:15 |
| 12. | Intensity In Ten Cities | 05:34 |
| 13. | The Undertaker's Thirst For Revenge Is Unquenchable. (The Final Battle) | 04:14 |
| 14. | I Didn't Say I Was Powerful, I Said I Was a Wizard (Acoustic) | 03:18 |
| 15. | A Letter From Janelle | 04:39 |