| # | Track | Duration |
|---|---|---|
| 1. | The Rhythm Thief | 05:19 |
| 2. | How Do I Get to Carnegie Hall? | 04:50 |
| 3. | What Are All These Bands So Angry About? | 04:33 |
| 4. | I Married Myself | 05:59 |
| 5. | Ride 'em Cowboy | 04:21 |
| 6. | My Baby's Taking Me Home | 05:43 |
| 7. | Your Call's Very Important to Us. Please Hold. | 04:12 |
| 8. | Ugly Guys With Beautiful Girls | 07:08 |
| 9. | Suburban Homeboy | 03:59 |
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