| # | Track | Duration |
|---|---|---|
| 1. | If Music Were Real (Intro) | 20 |
| 2. | The Legend of Zelda Rap | 03:02 |
| 3. | Meat In Your Mouth | 02:36 |
| 4. | Hardcore Max 2 | 02:27 |
| 5. | Most Epic Vacation Ever (Cannon Penis) | 01:07 |
| 6. | Segway Polo | 02:04 |
| 7. | Boxman's Girlfriend | 03:27 |
| 8. | Boxman for President | 03:27 |
| 9. | Boxman's Happy Song | 13 |
| 10. | Boxman 2.0 | 03:47 |
| 11. | I Heart Burgers | 01:19 |
| 12. | Happy Cow | 58 |
| 13. | Anthony's Gone (Creeed) | 48 |
| 14. | If Music Were Real (Outro) | 01:07 |
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