| # | Track | Duration |
|---|---|---|
| 1. | This Album's Smoshtastic (Intro) | 01:09 |
| 2. | Ultimate Assassin's Creed 3 Song | 04:34 |
| 3. | Parents Suck | 02:22 |
| 4. | Hair Ballad (feat. Young Aundee) | 02:41 |
| 5. | B.F.F. (feat. Brian Jennings) | 01:06 |
| 6. | B.F.F. Reprise (feat. Young Aundee & Brian Jennings) | 34 |
| 7. | Pen15 (feat. Ryan Todd) | 01:27 |
| 8. | Bot Best Friend Commercial | 34 |
| 9. | Bot Best Friend Activated | 01:03 |
| 10. | Best Food in the World (feat. Ryan Todd) | 52 |
| 11. | Metal Mom | 01:10 |
| 12. | Happy Elves | 30 |
| 13. | Evil Santa | 27 |
| 14. | Dubstep Collection | 03:59 |
| 15. | The Album's Done [Outro] | 51 |
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