| # | Track | Duration |
|---|
| 1. | Dixon Cider | 03:20 |
| 2. | Pimps of Prom | 04:32 |
| 3. | Pirate Life | 04:12 |
| 4. | Driver's Ed Rap | 03:41 |
| 5. | We Rule High School | 03:55 |
| 6. | Be Jabba's Guest (feat. Ryan Todd) | 18 |
| 7. | A Whole New Vader (feat. Ryan Todd) | 36 |
| 8. | I Want to Be Where the Jedis Are (feat. Ryan Todd) | 40 |
| 9. | I've Got the Force in Me (feat. Ryan Todd) | 27 |
| 10. | Corn Cob (feat. Ryan Todd) | 01:11 |
| 11. | So Frickin Tired of Christmas | 01:20 |
| 12. | The End of Christmas | 24 |
| 13. | 12 Days of Christmas Destruction | 02:34 |
| 14. | Parents Suck (Beastmode) [feat. Petey Wunder] | 02:21 |
| 15. | Pirate's Life (Glitch Hop) [feat. Petey Wunder] | 04:09 |
| 16. | The Legend of Zelda Rap (Dark Link Mix) [feat. Petey Wunder] | 04:55 |
| 17. | Ac3 (Killa Remix) [feat. Petey Wunder] | 04:00 |
| 18. | Parents Suck (Happy Go Lucky) [feat. Petey Wunder] | 02:16 |
