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1. | Dirty Dustin Hoffman Needs a Bath | 03:23 |
2. | Dustin Hoffman Gets a Bath | 02:42 |
3. | Dustin Hoffman Thinks About Eating the Soap | 04:31 |
4. | Dustin Hoffman Scrubs Too Hard and Loses Soap | 02:09 |
5. | Dustin Hoffman Does Not Resist Temptation to Eat the Bathtub | 03:18 |
6. | Dustin Hoffman's Wife Comes Home | 03:39 |
7. | Dustin Hoffman's Wife Seems Suspicious About the Absent Tub | 59 |
8. | Dustin Hoffman Feigns Ignorance of Missing Bathtub | 02:24 |
9. | Dustin Hoffman's Wife Calls in Detective to Dust for Porcelain Particles on Dustin Hoffman's Tongue | 02:20 |
10. | Dustin Hoffman's Tongue Taken to Police Lab Where It Is Used as Toilet Paper and Reading Material While on the Toilet | 01:13 |
11. | Dustin Hoffman Offers Lame Possible Explanation for Missing Bathtub | 03:49 |
12. | Dustin Hoffman's Wife Makes a Sarcastic Remark, Cuts the Head off a Duck, Places It Where the Tub Was and Begins to Growl | 01:28 |
13. | Dustin Hoffman Becomes Indignant and Wets Himself | 05:09 |
14. | Dustin Hoffman Quits Bathroom and Climbs a Tree | 02:25 |
15. | Dustin Hoffman's Children Enter the Bathroom | 03:47 |
16. | Dustin Hoffman's Children Don't Enter the Bathroom | 04:51 |