| # | Track | Duration |
|---|---|---|
| 1. | 72 Hookers | 04:36 |
| 2. | I Believe in Goddess | 02:35 |
| 3. | Ronnie & Mags | 02:09 |
| 4. | She Didn't Lose Her Baby | 03:57 |
| 5. | Secret Society | 03:53 |
| 6. | I, Fatty | 02:36 |
| 7. | Cell Out | 02:03 |
| 8. | Down With the Ship | 02:23 |
| 9. | My Sycophant Others | 03:46 |
| 10. | This Machine Is 4 | 02:07 |
| 11. | I've Got One Jealous Again, Again | 03:02 |
| 12. | X-mas Has Been X'ed | 03:44 |
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