| # | Track | Duration |
|---|---|---|
| 1. | And Now for Something Completely Similar | 58 |
| 2. | Take Two Placebos and Call Me Lame | 02:25 |
| 3. | What's the Matter With Parents Today? | 02:58 |
| 4. | Dinosaurs Will Die | 03:59 |
| 5. | Thank God It's Monday | 02:39 |
| 6. | Clams Have Feelings Too (Actually They Don't) | 03:32 |
| 7. | Louise | 02:50 |
| 8. | Stranger Than Fishin' | 01:06 |
| 9. | Pharmacist's Daughter | 02:59 |
| 10. | Bottles to the Ground | 02:20 |
| 11. | Total Bummer | 02:13 |
| 12. | My Vagina | 03:37 |
| 13. | Herojuana | 03:46 |
| 14. | Theme from a NOFX Album | 04:17 |
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