| # | Track | Duration |
|---|---|---|
| 1. | The Angry Cry of the Angry Pie | 02:54 |
| 2. | Blackout | 03:03 |
| 3. | The La-Z-Boy 500 | 03:54 |
| 4. | Little Triggers | 02:11 |
| 5. | The Celebutard Chronicles | 03:33 |
| 6. | The Routes We Wonder | 03:42 |
| 7. | The Longshoreman's Lament | 01:24 |
| 8. | Unicorn Odyssey | 03:40 |
| 9. | R.L. Burnouts Inc. | 02:22 |
| 10. | Building the Even More Perfect Asshole Parade | 03:36 |
| 11. | When I Give the Signal, Run! | 04:47 |
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