| # | Track | Duration |
|---|---|---|
| 1. | Introduction | 57 |
| 2. | NSP Theme Song | 02:09 |
| 3. | The Decision | 02:59 |
| 4. | Dinosaur Laser Fight | 02:00 |
| 5. | Objects of Desire | 03:33 |
| 6. | If We Were Gay | 02:59 |
| 7. | No Reason Boner | 03:02 |
| 8. | Puppies in Space | 26 |
| 9. | Sex Training | 02:44 |
| 10. | Manticore | 03:01 |
| 11. | You Can Do Us! | 02:00 |
| 12. | I Just Want to (Dance) | 02:25 |
| 13. | Three Minutes of Ecstasy | 04:58 |
| 14. | Accept My Shaft | 04:15 |
| 15. | Outroduction | 55 |
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