| # | Track | Duration |
|---|
| 1. | Introduction | 37 |
| 2. | The Only Difference Between Martyrdom and Suicide Is Press Coverage | 03:55 |
| 3. | London Beckoned Songs About Money Written By Machines | 03:24 |
| 4. | Nails for Breakfast, Tacks for Snacks | 03:24 |
| 5. | Camisado | 03:12 |
| 6. | Time to Dance | 03:22 |
| 7. | Lying Is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off | 03:20 |
| 8. | Intermission | 03:36 |
| 9. | But It's Better If You Do | 03:26 |
| 10. | I Write Sins Not Tragedies | 03:07 |
| 11. | I Constantly Thank God for Esteban | 04:30 |
| 12. | There's a Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey, You Just Haven't Thought of It Yet | 03:17 |
| 13. | Build God, Then We'll Talk | 04:41 |