| # | Track | Duration |
|---|
| 1. | On with the Show | 01:20 |
| 2. | Great Lakes / Great Escapes | 03:50 |
| 3. | Alert the Audience! | 02:05 |
| 4. | 100 Resolutions | 03:28 |
| 5. | The Devil's Takin' Names | 02:60 |
| 6. | Beautiful Things | 03:02 |
| 7. | Quincentuple Your Money | 03:00 |
| 8. | The Slowest Drink at the Saddest Bar on the Snowiest Day in the Greatest City | 03:13 |
| 9. | Are You There Margaret? It's Me, God. | 04:36 |
| 10. | Right as Rain, Pt. 2 | 03:39 |
| 11. | Seventeener (17th and 37th) | 03:39 |
| 12. | Chapter 13: The Hero Appears | 03:50 |
| 13. | The Ramblin' Boys of Pleasure | 03:44 |
| 14. | Light Breathing (Me and Martha Plimpton in a Fancy Elevator) | 03:58 |
| 15. | Like a Record Player | 02:02 |
| 16. | You Are Here | 03:46 |
| 17. | Boatless Booze Cruise, Pt. 1 | 03:28 |
| 18. | Brick Wall Views | 04:12 |
| 19. | Sixteen Hours | 01:07 |
| 20. | Turnstiles | 02:28 |
| 21. | An Evening of Extraordinary Circumstance | 03:55 |
| 22. | The Northside, the L&L and Any Number of Crappy Apartments | 03:10 |
| 23. | Porno & Snuff Films | 03:36 |
| 24. | Demons | 02:15 |
| 25. | The Rabbit and the Rooster | 03:53 |
| 26. | Catalog | 01:28 |
| 27. | Black Snow | 02:26 |
| 28. | Laugh Out Loud | 03:58 |
| 29. | Warped Summer Extravaganza (Turbo Excellent) | 02:43 |