| # | Track | Duration |
|---|
| 1. | Our Lawyer Made Us Change the Name of This Song So We Wouldn't Get Sued | 03:09 |
| 2. | Of All the Gin Joints In All the World | 03:11 |
| 3. | Dance, Dance | 03:00 |
| 4. | Sugar, We're Goin Down | 04:49 |
| 5. | Nobody Puts Baby In the Corner | 03:21 |
| 6. | I've Got a Dark Alley and a Bad Idea That Says You Should Shut Your Mouth (Summer Song) | 03:11 |
| 7. | 7 Minutes In Heaven (Atavan Halen) | 03:03 |
| 8. | Sophomore Slump Or Comeback of the Year | 03:24 |
| 9. | Champagne For My Real Friends, Real Pain For My Sham Friends | 03:24 |
| 10. | I Slept With Someone In Fall Out Boy and All I Got Was This Stupid Song Written About Me | 04:31 |
| 11. | A Little Less Sixteen Candles, a Little More "Touch Me" | 03:49 |
| 12. | Get Busy Living Or Get Busy Dying (Do Your Part To Save the Scene and Stop Going To Shows) | 03:28 |
| 13. | Xo | 04:41 |
| 14. | Snitches and Talkers Get Stitches and Walkers | 03:50 |
| 15. | The Music Or the Misery | 03:28 |
| 16. | My Heart Is the Worst Kind of Weapon | 03:23 |
| 17. | Sugar, We're Goin Down | 04:60 |
| 18. | Dance, Dance | 03:29 |