| # | Track | Duration |
|---|---|---|
| 1. | "Pussywhipped" | 05:37 |
| 2. | "Party Like Tomorrow Is the End of the World" | 04:01 |
| 3. | "Gloryhole" | 05:32 |
| 4. | "Bukkake Tears" | 05:47 |
| 5. | "Gangbang at the Old Folks Home" | 04:47 |
| 6. | "Ten Strikes You're Out" | 03:24 |
| 7. | "The Burden of Being Wonderful" | 03:29 |
| 8. | "Fucking My Heart in the Ass" | 04:14 |
| 9. | "B.V.S." | 04:57 |
| 10. | "You're Beautiful When You Don't Talk" | 04:49 |
| 11. | "If I Was the King" | 04:42 |
| 12. | "She's on the Rag" | 04:50 |
- heavy metal12
- glam metal12
- comedy rock12