| # | Track | Duration |
|---|
| 1. | Feel the Bern | 05 |
| 2. | S.S. Decompressed | 03:08 |
| 3. | Had a Name, Don't Remember It | 02:04 |
| 4. | Ends with Benefits | 02:21 |
| 5. | Periodontal | 02:35 |
| 6. | Pet Semetary (Ramones Cover) | 03:42 |
| 7. | Potted Plant Meets Vintage Amp: A Katherine Grube Love Story | 02:55 |
| 8. | Hold Music Dial Tones | 02:16 |
| 9. | Come a Little Bit Closer | 03:07 |
| 10. | Boldly Going Nowhere | 02:21 |
| 11. | A Detailed & Poetic Physical Threat To The Person Who Intentionally Vandalized My 1994 Dodge Intrepid Behind Kate's Apartment | 03:48 |
| 12. | Please Don't Tell My Father That I Used His 1996 Honda Accord To Destroy The Town Of Willow Grove Pennsylvania in 2002 | 03:51 |
| 13. | Cereal Killer | 01:04 |
| 14. | Go Outside: Stare At The Sun | 02:57 |
| 15. | A Detailed & Poetic Physical Threat To The Person Who Intentionally Vandalized My 1994 Dodge Intrepid Behind Kate's Apartment (Nervous Energies Session) | 03:51 |
| 16. | Please Don't Tell My Father That I Used His 1996 Honda Accord To Destroy The Town Of Willow Grove Pennsylvania in 2002 (Nervous Energies Session) | 03:54 |