| # | Track | Duration |
|---|
| 1. | If I Wanted To See A Band, I'd Go To That Damn Festival (Skit) | 49 |
| 2. | Nobody Move, Nobody Get Hurt (Acoustic) | 04:39 |
| 3. | Not On Our Records, Mister (Skit) | 01:05 |
| 4. | This Scene Is Dead (Acoustic) | 04:52 |
| 5. | A Piece Of Inanimate Wood Sings (Skit) | 01:10 |
| 6. | Inaction (Acoustic) | 03:57 |
| 7. | The Sue Situation (Skit) | 01:19 |
| 8. | Can't Lose (Acoustic) | 04:48 |
| 9. | A Total Pro (Skit) | 01:03 |
| 10. | Callbacks (Acoustic) | 03:52 |
| 11. | Suspicion Of Bacon (Skit) | 01:14 |
| 12. | Cash Cow (Acoustic) | 03:46 |
| 13. | It's Not A Jack Kennedy "Dymanic" Type Thing (Skit) | 55 |
| 14. | It's A Hit (Acoustic) | 04:28 |
| 15. | An Amorous Camel (Skit) | 02:52 |
| 16. | The Great Escape (Acoustic) | 03:25 |
| 17. | Just Be A Little More Careful (Skit) | 60 |
| 18. | Textbook (Acoustic) | 04:35 |
| 19. | It's All Air Force Guys (Skit) | 01:12 |
| 20. | Lousy Reputation (Acoustic) | 03:57 |
| 21. | Chris Goes Electric (Skit) | 02:50 |
| 22. | Worth The Wait (Acoustic) | 03:53 |
| 23. | At Least It's A Quick Death (Skit) | 02:34 |
| 24. | What's The Word (Acoustic) | 04:33 |