| # | Track | Duration |
|---|---|---|
| 1. | Born With a Beard | 05:38 |
| 2. | No Beard, No Good | 04:59 |
| 4. | Baby's Got a Beard | 04:35 |
| 5. | If Your Dad Doesn't Have a Beard, You've Got Two Mums | 04:41 |
| 6. | Beards Don't Kill People, People With Beards Kill People | 05:13 |
| 7. | Weird Beard | 03:15 |
| 8. | Shaved Off His Beard | 03:51 |
| 9. | My Baby Left Me for a Man Without a Beard | 07:31 |
| 10. | Beard Love | 04:16 |
| 11. | Best Beard Out | 05:19 |
- rock10